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'There they go...mentally shredding.'
I hate Mondays and democracy
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'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'
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'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'
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'These documents are highly sensitive. Have them shredded, then burned.'
'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'
'And just what type of sensitive material could a second grader have that makes him want a paper shredder for his birthday?'
"Sorry I pounced on you like that in front of the board, Tom."
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'Don't say. You didn't get your budget approved.'
"Complaints are a 'learning' experience...the first thing you need to learn is how to use the shredder."
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'OK, who moved the photocopier?'
Secretary, shreds sensitive corporate documents at a shredded cheese company.
"The dog ate my homework, but I had to shred it and mix it with his food."
"Lesson learned: never chase a cat that's shredding."
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat, cats, feline, felines, shred, shredding, shreds, chase, chases, chasing, dog behaviour, dog behavior, life lesson, life lessons, moulting, car hair, cat hairs, cat owner, cat owners, learning curve, learning curves
"I deleted the email, erased the online history, but I completely forgot about shredding the paper trail."
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"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."
'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'
"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"
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'That script to theatre to film to video scenario... I've short cut it.'
'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'
'It's been going on for three years. When can we tell Scott it's really a shredder?'
Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.
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