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"Your new nose needs a mustache."
Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"
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"Some plastic surgeon did a marvelous job on your nose, Miss. Levine. May I have the honor to do likewise for you
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"That bump in the middle of your face - I get rid of those."
Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.
Squirrel Nose Job
'I wanted to spite my face.'
"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."
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Elephant to elephant with 'nose job.' 'Wait, don't tell me. Something's different.'
"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."
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"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."
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Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'
How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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"He's our busiest surgeon...puts a lot of noses to the grindstone!"
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'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'
Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.
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"Remember, Nanook, no kissing for a couple of days."
"I got a nose job last summer." "I decided to do my lips and cheekbones." "This isn't even my real head."
'Like the nose job? Look for the kid with vegetable peeler!'
The Paper Silhouette Editor
'I think I'd like this one.'
Lady regarding man exiting 'Rhinoplasty' room: 'I don't know. I think the sign is abundantly clear.'
Decisions, decisions, decisions...nose choices,