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"Make that sound again, you know, the one that makes me laugh."
"Pamela, I'm out of euphemisms."
Way too General Practitioner
"The nurses and technicians did all they could – I just wasn't into it."
"Which do you want first, the good news that sounds better than it is or the bad news that seems worse than you expected?"
"I have no idea what's wrong with you, so I'm prescribing a cure all."
"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."
"You are going to wish you had cancelled this appointment."
"Every cloud, Mr. Hoglund, has a silver lining, except, perhaps, yours."
"Look – now I've gone and caught your stupid disease!"
"It could be one of those things that crawls into your ear and lay eggs, and the eggs hatch and burrow into your – nope. It looks fine."
"Just as I suspected. These things make everything louder."
"There's no easy way I can tell you this, so I'm sending you to someone who can."