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"You need to work on the three R's. And they aren't reload, replay and rewind."
Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.
"It cost $699. But when you factor in the time wasted sitting in front of it, well, the real cost is enormous."
'We worship celebrity!'
'Hmph! Another programme trying to grab ratings'
TV Guide saying - '...and this is your local pub, where I think you should spend the evening'
New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa
'I'm sorry, I haven't heard of that book...what channel is it on?'
'I'll have the roast beef with the couch potato.'
'Where would we be without opposable thumbs?'