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For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
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'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'
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'This is the place I was telling you about.'
'Could you please explain algebra within 30 seconds? I can't follow explanations that take longer than a commercial spot on TV.'
"Every year it's harder and harder to get their attention."
Tired of competing with his girlfriend's cat for attention, Mike tries to frame Mr. Snookums.
'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'
'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'
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Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.
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'Attention everybody. Your father has his game plan for homeland security.'
'I think Kevin probably loves me. He pays almost as much attention to me as he does his iPod.'
'I heard a funny limerick at work today. . . Yes, sir, a very funny limerick.'
'I heard a funny limerick at work today.' 'Yes, sir, a very funny limerick.'
'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'
'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'
'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'
'Your new identity will be of a public TV fundraiser.. nobody pays any attention to them.'
'He found a dog whistle.'
'When do we learn to bark for no good reason?'
'Thank you for calling the Attention Deficit Disorder Hotline... Please continue to hold.'
'Are you whistling at me or for me?'
'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''
'It's from my wife poking me in the ribs at church.'
'They let Reynolds go. Apparently, he was paying more attention to his clients' knees than needs.'