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"Oh, oh! There goes our Christmas bonus."
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"Just Harry's little joke."
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"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."
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"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."
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The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents
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The Straw Entrepreneur, The Tin Accountant, and The Cowardly Attorney
Tags:straw man, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, corporate crime, corporate crimes, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, accountant, accountants, legal team, legal teams, legal representative, legal representatives, legal team, legal teams, incompetent, incompetence, foolish, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals
"Good news, janitor guy! I'm promoting you to CEO of the company! There's nobody more qualified I could think of to defend us against those bogus federal charges!"
Office worker sitting at desk with inboxes labeled "IN' and "INcinerate.'
The buck stops here briefly before going to an offshore tax haven.
"Hack into Acme Pie Company and get their recipe for blueberry scones."
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"New from accounting, sir. Two and two is four again."
Tags:accounting, accountant, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, math, new math, maths, mathematics, addition, creative accounting, creative bookkeeping, ethics, cooking the books, cook the books, office memo, office memos, office life, secretary, secretaries, corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate life, accounts payable, accounts receivable, cfo, financial, financials, financial reporting, financial reports
"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."
"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."
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"Umm, smell that? That's the annual accountant's Cooking the Books Cook-Off."
Tags:cooking the books, white collar crime, white collar crimes, embezzlement, embezzlements, embezzling, embezzler, embezzlers, embezzled, company picnic, company picnics, corporate crime, corporate crimes, bake off, bake offs, bake-off, bake-offs, accountant, accountants, accountancy, accountancy department, accounting departments, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping
Bank: Our Motto - Don't Get Caught!
'Some place the feds would never find me!'
Corporate crime office.
"The meetings' minutes can be read in the newspaper's police report..."
"I still contend it was a victimless crime...oh except for those folks whose funds I embezzled, I suppose!"
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"Everybody's noticed a change in you, Boss... the flowers, your thoughtful acts of kindness, words of encouragement, and all those hush-hush personal phone calls... YOU RASCAL! You're under investigation again, aren't you?"
"Apparently, a presidential pardon only goes so far..."