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"Before counsel make their final summations, we're going to take some calls from across the country."
"You're going to get a great summation! He's smashed!"
In the Final Analysis
'You think I don't like oatmeal predicated on the fact that I haven't had it in forty-seven years but there is no substantial reason based solely on breakfast choices I might have made in front of or to you for you to make that assumption.'
"The What It All Comes Down To Show"
Violinist playing sad melody while lawyer talks about his client in court.
'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'
'And if you enjoyed my summation you're going to love my new CD, 'The Very Best Summations of Walter J. Prescott'!'
Headstone: "A lifetime of averageness interspersed with flashes of sheer mediocrity."