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"This is first-quarter projected-earnings report--does it make my butt look big?"
"We don't need to reinvent the wheel - just the earnings report."
'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'
'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'
"As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics."
"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."
"This quarter looks awful so I instructed accounting to pad the books."
'Get the person with the best imagination to write our Earnings Report.'
"Not to worry, boss. We only suffered paper losses."