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Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse
Ok, Mr. Lipshy... What about now? Better or worse?
Top-Secret Weapon #793-B
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"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."
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"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."
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"You make a very compelling case, Jeffrey, but I still maintain that my day was worse than yours."
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'Our relationship is worse than I thought. I say 'tomato,' you say 'keg of beer.''
"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."
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'I've been able to change their answer from 'never' to 'when pigs fly'.'
'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'
"This time next week we'll be wishing we'd appreciated how less worse things were last week."
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"I must say I liked the clouds much better than the new indoor-outdoor carpet."
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"I don't mind getting married for better or for worse as long as it's not a whole lot worse."
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'They DID turn the economy around.. this is its ASS END!'
'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'
"I think we must accept that things have got to get worse before they can get even worse."
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"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"
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"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."
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"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."
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"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."
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"No, you were right - this is much better than how it was before."
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"We're upgrading our business to something worse."
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