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Sugar free gum.
Recipes from The Lying Gourmet
'Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'
'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'
Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.
'Let there be lite...er, wait. Let me try that again.'
Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.
'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'
"I'm not suggesting investing in companies making diet foods. The real money is made investing in companies making tasty high calorie foods."
"You're right, there is no such thing as diet pizza. The box is empty."
Woman on diet being chased by temptation.
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Confusion of ingredient labels in grocery store.
Surveillance Cameras In Use: Video Adds 10 Pounds - 40% Off Diet Supplements.
'How come if a product has less, like sugarless, fat free, or fewer calories, it cost more!?'
'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'
Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.
'Forget about it - we'll never get a lite slop around here.'
Bag of Air - Potato Chips Sold Separately.
'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'
Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!
Yum Yum Crackers.
'My wife's on a diet. Do you have anything like chocolate covered celery?'
'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'
Mmmm...not bad. And no diet slop aftertaste!
'I knew there was a catch! Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight serviings.'