Stuck Inside Cartoons and Comics

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

"I'd love to but I'm stuck to the naugahyde."

"It's a beautiful day outside! Let's go to the outlets and do a few laps around the mall!"

"With the lockdown and the weather getting nicer, Jason's normal terrace envy is soaring sky high."

"It'll be right there, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my grocery outfit."

"I can't talk. I'm busy staring with envy at all the people I resent."

"But you told me to go outside and play!"

Waiting for the Sun

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

'I'll bet you pressed 'enter', didn't you?'

Writer's irony.