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"Well, pickle my trotters!"
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"At this time, we would like to welcome all platinum priority members to board."
"Why are we here?"
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"That one? That cloud also looks like a slaughter house."
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Heavenly Packing: Fill Out Doner Card!
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'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'
'I won't be gone long. He's going to show me where they make hamburgers.'
'There's a reason I only eat organic free range.'
Origami animals are being driven into a confetti factory slaughter house.
'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'
"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"
'If I'd known we were coming here I wouldn't have packed so much.'
"I'm just a piece of meat to you!"
"Who'd you say you booked this vacation through? Did you EVEN read the reviews?!"
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"It's an attempt to make the whole process less stressful on the animals."
"If you ask me hog futures don't look very promising."
Chicken at the door to the Slaughter Room with a sign reading 'The End Is Near'.
Slaughter your own chickens - 100 yards.
'They call us beefalo. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what they have in mind for us.'
'If, as you say, the farmer's truck is only for joy rides, how come none of the others ever came back?'
'Be grateful you were born a wool-lamb, and not a meat-lamb!'
'The upside is that you won't have to worry about Christmas shopping.'
'Well, it's time to leave this cold world. Follow me to where it's always warm and comfortable - the chip pan.'
'I see a great future in pork bellies!'