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Fish with a water supply.
(H2O H2O H2O)(H2O H2O H2O)(H2O H2O H2O)
Season's Greetings from Santa cooler...
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'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'
'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'
'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'
'You are doing it wrong.'
'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'
'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'
'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'
A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.
Fish in hospital with a H20 life support system.
A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.
A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.
'...TOILET water...TOILET waterrr...'
"Not again! - Will you two ever get on...??"
"Excuse me, I'm out of water..."
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