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"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
"Mr. Dyer says he has no interest in speaking to anyone who would remain on hold for so long,"
"Big macho country video take 15!"
"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."
"Try quacking less like a duck, sir, and voters will be less likely to perceive you as a duck."
"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."
"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."
'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'
"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"
Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...
'I'm not a 'chick'. Are you a rooster?'
"I thought you gave up TV."