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"That place looks amazing. I can't wait till they open."
'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'
Tags:marooned, maroon, desert, deserts, thirsty, thirst, dying, dies, die, dead, died, dying of thirst, water cooler, office worker, office workers, slacking, slacker, slack, slacks, boss, work, worker, workers, working, missing the point, blame, blaming, blames, blamed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Annual Dying of Thirst IOK Fun Crawl,
Tags:death valley, desert, deserts, desert race, desert races, dehydration, dehydrated, medical condition, medical conditions, dying of thirst, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, water, waters, drink, drinks, fun race, fun races, fun run, fun runs, runner, runners, run, runs, race, races, crawls, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"It wasn't easy in New York, but here I've got them where I want them!"
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, thirsty, water, dying, dying of thirst, water vendor, water vendors, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, no competition, easy sale, business strategy, business strategies, good idea, good ideas, problem-solver, problem-solvers, vendor, vendors, salesmen, salesman, new york, ny, genius, innovative, innovation, innovations, captive market, supply and demand, capitalism, consumerism
"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!
"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, abandoned, abandonment, lost, thirst, thirsty, dehydration, dehydrated, dying of thirst, dying of dehydration, clown, clowns, joke, jokes, practical joke, practical jokes, slap stick, slap-stick, slap stick comedy, slap-stick comedy, circus clown, circus clowns, water, clowns flower, clown's flower, water squirt, water-squirt, gag flower, gag-flower, gag flowers, gag-flowers, squirting flower, squirting flowers, dedicate, dedicated, dedication
Just add water.
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, stranded in desert, thirst, thirsty, dying of thirst, extreme thirst, dehydration, dehydrated, water, waiter, waiters, serving staff, waitresses, bad customer, bad customers, customer, customers, needy customer, needy customers, businessman, businessmen, entitled, entitlement, pun, puns, play on words, wordplay, word play
"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"
Tags:desert, deserts, water, thirst, thirsty, dying of thirst, stranded, dehydration, dehydrated, mesa, watch, watches, waterproof, swiss watch, swiss watches, chronograph, chronographs, brag, bragging, boast, boasting, ostentation, ostentatious, materialist, materialism, show off, show offs, death, you can't take it with you
"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."
"Honestly, the water hole is back that way...Why would I lie?"
Man dying of thirst in desert reaches water hole with sign - 'Polluted: Drinking this water may be hazardous to your health.'
Water on wheels van stuck behind man dying of thirst.
'Space available' sign in desert.
"Then again, if it did rain, my hair would get all frizzy."
Notice: Showers - Not drinking water (Man dying of thirst in desert).
'Maybe I should change this thing more often'
"You don't often see mirages like that."
'I see the glass as being half full with water' 'I see the...yeah - whatever!'
'Would you like a drink while you're waiting?'
"You can't miss it - it's the third mirage on the left."
Warning: Mirage Ahead
"Ooh, make the most of this nice weather while you can, young man. . . they forecast rain for next week. . ."
Tags:elderly lady, older person, pensioner, pensioners, wastelands, weather forecast, weather forecasts, baby boomer, desert, wasteland, deserts, wastelands, desert sand, sand, sahara desert, atacama desert, sun, drought, good weather, hot weather, arid conditions, dry desert, shopping, pedestrian, rain, weather man, dying of thirst, thirsty, vultures, vultures circling, desert crawler, desert crawlers
Desert Oasis: No Loitering
Tags:no loitering, oasis, puddle, watering hole, waterholes, watering holes, deserts, desert crawler, desert crawlers, desert crawling, waterhole, desert, wasteland, shifting sands, dunes, stranded in the desert, alone, signage, thirst, dying of thirst, cctv, cctv camera, security camera, keeping watch, under surveillance
Cactus with Tap