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'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'
"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"
'They say ninety is the new eighty.'
"Life is like speeding... Once you hit 80 someone's bound to tell you to slow down and take it easy."
'Enjoy your youth while you can son. Once you hit eighty it's all down hill!'
Happy Eightieth Birthday
'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything there is to know. The trouble is remembering it.
The over 80s ain't what they used to be!