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"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."
"Mom loved that you used her recipe for squash casserole. Thanks for not making it better than she does."
"There's no point agreeing with me now, I've changed my mind again."
'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'
'Just shut up and take the lollipop.'
"And you're quite sure I'm the first?"
'Good news, everyone! I've managed to talk them out of it.'
Videos for children
"Try to talk your wife down...she's the best scorer the club's ever had."