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'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."
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"Any of you pretty ladies just get my e-mail?"
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"Women want more these days, Bill - it's not enough just to be a jerk anymore."
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"You don't like opera? Okay. Want to see my abs?"
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"Beat it loser!"
"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"
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"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."
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"Barry looks to have pulled a mussel."
'Do you wanna read my body language?'
"Maybe, if we wanna be popular with girls, we should just be ourselves."
"You know, my dad always says, 'Baldo, a man should always treat a woman with respect. The moment you stop respecting your girl, it's all over.' Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Wouldn't it be cool if guys could read girls' minds?"
"I was thinking...what if you didn't get a car? Think how much you'd save! No car payments. No gas bills. No insurance. No repair bills."
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"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"
"Look, Baldo, if you want someone to like you, you have to like yourself first. Just be yourself...and I'm sure this Estella girl will see what a cool guy you are."
"C'mon, Cruz, this is so crazy! Why'd you bring me in here?! I mean, this is, like...absolutely ingenious."
"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"
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"It's...it's...you! Can I have your autograph?"
"Seriously, Baldo, you like a girl and she likes you back, nature takes its course. Don't worry about it."
Boat Called Available.
Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv
I reckon a laundromat's a good place to pick up a woman. I don't agree. A woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be afford to keep you.
Nerds have always had trouble picking up women.
'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'
"IF you want to get a girl's attention, ask if she likes to dance! Do the hustle!"