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'OK, George. I'm Lance Armstrong, you're an indispensable member of my racing team, and I've got a bike pointed right at the French media...'
Tourist of the sea.
'In an attempt to get the Greeks back, the Trojans sent them a wooden horse filled with lawyers.'
'This ought to teach them a lesson.'
Fish hunting for men.
Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.
'... And writing columns critical of the team, its coaches and its players...'
Goldie's last call.
'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'
"I was going to clean out my desk after being fired, but I said, 'What the hell!'..."
'... if you've been in an accident resulting in injury, and want to screw the bastards, call the law offices of Sal and Bruno...'
'I've found the secret to forgiveness is to get revenge first.'
'I was at death's door, when I remembered there were still a few people I had to get even with.'
'He says you'll remember him from High-School where you once referred to him as an idiot.'
'Now you know why I piddle in his water dish.'
'But always remember...risking other people's money is the best revenge.'
Hunter Caught In Bear Trap.