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'What kind of a car wash is this place?'
"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, rubber ducks, rubber duck, bath, baths, bathing, having a bath, interrupt, interrupting, interrupted, toy, toys, office paraphernalia, computer, computers, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, theft, thief, thieves, steal, stole, stolen, stealing
"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, children's menu, children's menus, kid's menu, kid's menu, rubber duck, rubber ducks, rubber duckie, rubber duckies, duck, ducks, child, children, kid, kids, immature, childish
"Got any bathtub gin?"
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A duckling takes a bath with a rubber human.
'I think we both know that's a decoy.'
Tags:carpool lane, carpool only, carpool, carpools, carpooling, carpool lanes, policemen, decoy, duck decoy, duck decoys, two passengers, ticketed, policeman, highway, highway patrol interstate, car, vehicle, violation, patrolman, duck, rubber duck, ducks, deceive, trick, hoodwiwnk, outwit, outsmart, cunning
Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest
Tags:bath, bathe, bathing, relax, relaxed, relaxing, relaxation, relaxes, rubber, rubber duck, bath duck, toy duck, literal, visual gag, nest, nests, nesting, egg, eggs, safe, safety, head, nested, laying eggs, lay eggs, laid eggs, weeknight, unwind, unwinding, strange image, odd, oddly, hygiene, personal hygiene, pamper, pampered, pampering, self care, self-care
"Now are ye ready?"
"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"
Tags:sea monster, sea monsters, fishermen, fisherman, sailor, sailors, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, sailing, sea myth, sea myths, rubber duck, rubber ducks, storm, storms, stormy sea, stormy seas, stormy weather, yacht, yachts, fishing boat, fishing boats, sailing myth, sailing vessel, sailing vessels, bath toy, bath toys, legend, legends, legendary
'Don't tell me she hasn't had plastic surgery!'
Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.
'This model here is designed to handle flash flooding.'
"Of course it's a rubber duck. What did you expect? After all this is a vegetarian restaurant!"
Tags:rubber duck, rubber ducks, meat substitute, meat substitutes, meat replacement, meat replacements, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarian restaurant, vegetarian restaurants, vegan, vegans, vegan food, vegan foods, vegetarian food, vegetarian foods, expectation, expectations, disappoint, disappoints, disappointment, disappointments, duck, ducks
"Great... I'm roughly 60% wet"
"And I'm not requesting a pay rise, I'm DEMANDING a pay rise..."
Tags:rehearsal, rehearsals, practice, practices, practising, pay rise, pay rises, pay-rise, pay-rises, pay grade, pay grades, salary, salaries, wage, wages, income, incomes, rubber duck, rubber ducks, bathroom, bathrooms, office worker, office workers, office job, office jobs, assertive, assertiveness, asserting
Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.
"Now, that's really weird: The farmer's kids have a rubber duck in their bath!"
"We aim to make every event on this cruise pleasurable, sir!" (lifebuoy with duck head on it).
Tags:rubber duck, rubber ducks, rubber ducky, rubber duckies, duck, ducks, duckling, ducklings, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, beauty, vain, vanity, vainness, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, plastic beauty, plastic beauties
Ducks on Trucks
'Mr. Clark, if you ever want to have a bath with your favourite rubber duck again, we want two loaves of fresh white bread! And don't even think of calling the cops!'
Geez, Bob, can't you tell a decoy from the real thing?'
'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'