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"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
Tags:baseball, coach, baseball player, baseball players, baseball coach, game, games, match, sport, sports, american sport, winner, winners, loser, losers, competition, competitor, bench, benched, sidelined, soil, soiled, uniform, uniforms, unity, embarrassed, embarrassment, shame, shameful, disappointment, disappointed, disappointing
'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bench, benches, benched, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, substituted, reserve, reserves, reserved, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, error, errors, stupid, idiotic, silly, spike, spikes, spiky, sharp, painful, pin, pins, sit, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."
Tags:history, historical, vikings, raider, raiders, raid, raids, raiding, siege, sieges, barbarian, barbarians, attack, attacks, attacking, concussion, concussions, head injury, head injuries, injury, injuries, medical, medicine, football, sitting out, sport, sports, player, players, athlete, athletes, benched
"Sorry, I can't make it. My life coach benched me."
'Jameis Winston is going over to the sideline, I'm not sure if he's been suspended again, or just broke a chin strap."
Tags:jameis winston, american football, nfl, football player, football players, footballer, footballers, suspension, suspensions, benched, chin strap, chin straps, quarterback, quarterbacks, collegiate athlete, florida state, collegiate athletes, scandal, scandals, sport scandal, sport scandals, football commentator, football commentators
'You heard me. Put me in the game - now! And, while you're at it, hand over your wallet.'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, bench, benches, benched, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, reserve, reserves, mug, mugs, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, demand, demands, demanding, demanded, hold up, hold ups, gunpoint, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Coulda Woulda Shoulda.
Tags:coulda, woulda, shoulda, heinsight, hindsight, recollection, recollections, past, pasts, memory, memories, bench, benches, benched, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, reserve, reserves, fail, fails, failure, failures, failed, coulda been, shoulda been, woulda been, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Dear diary: day sixty, still haven't played. Starting to regret choosing baseball. Over the NBA...'
Tags:diary, diaries, journal, journals, bench, benches, benched, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, reserve, reserves, regret, regrets, regretting, regretted, baseball, base ball, basketball, basketballs, nba, mlb, thought, thoughts, bitter, bitterness, woe, woes, woeful, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...Charles is a better kiss-up, so he will be starting in the position right next to me on the bench.'
Tags:bench, benches, benched, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, starting position, starting positions, position, positions, positioning, select, selects, selected, selection, selections, player, players, kiss-up, kiss up, favourite, favourites, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Don't send me back - please! They hate defectors. I'll be benched for life!!'
Tags:defector, defectors, traitor, traitors, baseball, base ball, bench, benches, benched, plea, pleas, plead, pleads, pleading, pleaded, beg, begs, begging, begged, beggar, beggars, trick, tricks, tricked, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious, dispose, disposed, disposing, disposes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Boss, here's an absentee note from my life coach. Yesterday he benched me."
"I AM at my usual position."
"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."
"I play 'backside'. My backside is always on the bench."
"Sorry, man. I didn't even know it was possible to get benched by your life coach."