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"So, are you here alone?"
Tags:drunk, drunks, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, over the limit, drowning your sorrows, lonely, loneliness, single, singles, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, depressed, depression, misery, miserable
"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."
Tags:mistake, mistakes, regret, regets, business publication, business publication, drunk, getting drunk, embarrassment, embarrassments, disgrace, in disgrace, over the limit, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business, newspaper, newspapers managers, boss, bosses
'Now walk in a straight line... nah I'm just messing with you.'
"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."
Tags:drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, getting drunk, over the limit, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, regret, regrets, mistake, mistakes, yoga, yoga class, yoga classes, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, health fad, health fads, health living, bad habit, bad habits, unemployed, unemployment, hangover, hangovers, hungover
Tags:western, westerns, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, martini, martinis, cowboy, cowboys, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, drunk, drunks, drinking, over the limit, cocktail, cocktails, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, over the limit, ineffectual, useless, uselessness, unprofessional, professionalism
"He's made way too much money for one day."
Tags:designated driver, designated drivers, over the line, stress, stresses, stressed, stressed out, stressing out, make money, makes money, making money, wealth, wealthy, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, doorman, doormen, driver, drivers, alcoholic, too much to drink, drive, drives, help, helps, helping, over the limit, over the legal limit, legal limit, legal limits, upper class, 1%, idle rich
"O, that we could harness this wisdom."
Tags:drunk, drunks, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, getting drunk, pub, bar, over the limit, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, deluded, delusion, delusions, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, confused, confusion, wise words, wisdom, drunk wisdom
"O.K., where's the famine?"
Tags:famine, word play, play on words, car, cars, police, police officer, police officers, authorities, authority, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, speeding, over the limit, over the speed limit, speed limit, speed limits, in a rush, in a hurry, hot dog cart, food cart, street food, food, foods, ticket, tickets, speeding ticket, pulled over, food truck, food trucks, food stall, food stand, hot dog vendor, hot dog stand, law and order
"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."
Tags:car, cars, second hand car, second-hand cars, second hand cars, second-hand car, car dealer, car dealers, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, car dealership, second hand car dealership, second-hand car dealership, customer, customers, confiscated, confiscation, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drink and drive, over the limit, alcoholic, drunk, drunk, alcoholic, alcoholism, addict, addicts, addictions, taking advantage, elderly drivers, old drivers, automobiles, automobile, automobile dealer, automobile dealers, consumers, consumer, consumerism, exploit, exploitation, used car, used cars, used car dealer, used car dealers, crime, criminal, law, laws, law breaking, law breaker
"To shuffle off this mortal coil in some saloon- it was his dream."
Tags:die, dying, mortal coil, saloon, saloons, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, drunk, over the limit, saloon, saloons, bar, pub, alcohol addict, alcohol addicts, alcohol addiction, sudden death, sudden deaths, collapse, dream, dreams, success, fulfilled, fulfilling life, full life
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, extreme, extreme sport, extreme sports, social event, social events, socializing, socialising, alcohol, social drinking, social drinker, socail drinkers, over the limit, alcohol, alcoholics, alcoholic, alcoholism
Driverless cars were presenting new policing challenges...
Tags:speeding ticket, over the limit, speeding, speed limit, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, driverless car, driverless cars, driver-less car, autonomous car, autonomous cars, police, law, enforcement, driverless, cruise control, cruise controls, self-driving car, self-driving cars, car, cars, technology, problems, challenges, policy, self-driving, autonomous, human input
'You were offensive at the office party again; however in your favour you were impartial and offended every faith, colour and creed.'
Visit the Scenic Skyview Pub
"I put some beer on the hook."
Tags:ice fishing, drunk, drunks, over the limit, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, winter, winter time, frozen lake, fishing, bait, beer, beer can, beer cans, beer bottle, beer bottles, temptation, temptations, frozen lakes, hopeless, hopelessness, fallen through the ice
"An everything Martini, please."
'Yes, Master is drunk, but don't worry, I've stolen his car keys...'
"...and please let Grandma and Grandpa get home safely... even if Grandpa is too stubborn to admit he's had too much to drink!"
Tags:drinking and driving, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drink driver, drink drivers, drink driving, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol abuse, pray, praying, prayer, prayers, parenting, grandparents, safe driving, driving safety, alcohol abuse, too much to drink, designated driver, over the limit, night out, nights out
'I'm very much afraid he's been there since our last christmas party.'
Clark gets nailed.
'I see you've been talking to the plants again.'
"User number eight, your time is up."
Tags:computer, computers, loaner computer, computer rental, shared computer, public use computer, library computer, library, libraries, school library, time, out of time, clock, time over, end, ended, time limit, time limits, student, free computer, time is up, time is over, expired, expiration, over the limit, grim, grims, grim reaper, grim reapers, angel of death, embodiment of death