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'If I have to perch here all day, then you really need to do something about your ear hair.'
FINDING POSTITIVES IN AGING
"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."
Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.
This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.
Getting older is . . . When you start getting hair in more places that you don't want it, and losing it where you do.
Ears and Nostril Shampoo.
'He's the first man to undergo a hair transplant from his ears and nostrils.'
"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."
"The sun is killing me up here. . ."