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"No time for cocoa, Mom. Getting my life plan started early by checking out colleges, courses offered and scholarships available."
Now is the time
'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'
"Well, the sooner he starts, the better."
"I warned you, Larry, the early worm gets the bird!"
"How do they expect me to get to an early opener when I'm still too drunk to walk from the night before?"
'Being a dairy-cow is quite an easy job, but it's the dawn start every single day that's hard to get used to'
some students may be unused to an early start...
'. . . I have to get up early to start drinking again.'
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
"I decided to procrastinate as soon as I got this assignment!"
Have a nice Day.
"Don't be intimidated, he didn't work all night. He gets here five minutes early and sprays on fake stubble."
'Being a dairy-cow is quite an easy job, but it's the dawn start every single day that's hard to get used to.'
'I hate to come in to work early, but it's the only way I can check on which employees are coming in late.'
'I don't mind going to school at seven and getting out at two...it's the in-between I can't stand!'