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A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.
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"You think I just roll our of bed majestic?"
Tags:bald eagle, bald eagles, eagle, eagles, bird of prey, birds of prey, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, nature, nature lovers, nature lover, morning routine, morning routines, beauty routine, beauty routines, morning, mornings, roll out of bed, beautify, majestic, majestic bird, majestic nature
Tags:coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, sugar, sugar rush, morning, mornings, morning routines, morning routine, pick me up, wake up, waking up, coffee addict, coffee addicts, coffee, addicts, caffeine addict, caffeine addiction, caffeine addicts, hot drink, hot drinks, coffee machine, percolator, percolators, smile, smiley face, sad face, emoji, emojis, coffee cup, coffee cups, coffee mug, coffee mugs, rise and shine
Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, spouse, spouses, newspaper, newspapers, desk signs, entertainment, business, interests, different interests, opposites, opposite, opposites attract, morning routines, morning routine, routine, routines, news, gender stereotypes
"Get with it, love! Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day stands tiptoe on the misty mountaintops."
Tags:morning, mornings, monday, mondays, wake up, waking up, coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, morning routine, morning routines, encourage, encouraging, encouragement, poem, poems, poetry, shakespeare, william shakespeare, quote, quotes, famous quotes, play, plays, theater, famous quote, romeo and juliet
A man filling up his coffee pot, with his brain as a coffee filter.
Receiving the early-Morning T-Mail
Tags:email, emails, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, toaster, toasters, fax machine, fax machines, rude awakening, breakfast, breakfast time, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk job, printer, printers, bringing work home, e-mail, e-mails
"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."
Tags:commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, late, late for work, shave, shaving, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, mamil, mamils, cycle to work, cycling to work, cyclescheme, bike, bikes, rat race, the rat race
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, waking up, sleeping, getting up, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, excited, getting dressed, getting ready for work, leaving, leaving the house, leaving for work, taking advantage, sneaky, sly, bad dog, bad dogs, daily habit, daily habits
'I change the cereal I eat every 2 years. Today is the official 'switchover'.' - 'June '07 to June '09 was bran flakes. June '09 to June '11 will be muesli.' - 'I used to change every three years but I lost some of the spontaneity doing it that way.'
"And what, pray tell, is the ration of flake to raisin this morning?"
"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."
Tags:bill gates, silicon valley, computer programer, computer programmers, computer programming, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, jogging, jogger, jog, jogs, idle chat, morning run, run, runner, runners, conversations while running, morning routine, morning routines
Tags:forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, absentminded, absentmindedness, headless, with the fairies, head in the clouds, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, early morning, early mornings, workday, workdays, on top of things, on top of it
'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'
A cup of coffee is paired with an injection needle and a lighter.
Tags:addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, coffee, coffees, coffee lover, coffee lovers, coffee drinker, coffee drinkers, smoker, smokers, smoking, drug, drugs, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, drug addictions, shoot up, shoots up, shooting up, cup of joe, cups of joe, morning cup, morning cups, morning routine, morning routines, routine, routines, start the day, starts the day, starting the day, functional addict, functional addicts
The morning ritual for Dan Dare, Stuntman.
"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"
Bad Hair Day
'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'
101 uses of a dead cat: mirror
"Wake up late this morning?"
"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."