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"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too, and there she is on Screen Nine!"
Fairytale procurement disasters
The little preservative that could
The little engine that understood
'My client will make a substantial payment in restitution if your client agrees to accept partial responsibility due to his choice of building materials.'
'All I've done is sleep for the last hundred years but somehow I just feel exhausted.'
The three little pigs 2010
'Oh bugger -- not the Jehovah's witnesses again!'
'They lived happily ever after? They ust have seen a really sharp pre-nuptial agreement lawyer.'
'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'
Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...
"She was this tall with curly blonde hair Officer: She ate our porridge and broke our furniture..."
Still searching for my Prince Charming.
The three bears getting a delivery of a hi-fi, midi hi-fi and mini hi-fi.
'Rapunzel...forget the hair!'
A planet like ours - "Unfortunately for the princess, this was a deadly poison arrow frog."
'Once upon a time, there were two humans...now there are over five billion of them.'