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"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"
Someone justifying their inaction over addressing the problems of man's impact on the environment.
"Generally, cost-cutting is a good thing. Specifically, too much of a good thing."
"I tried some in college, but I never inhaled."
"Typical - more travelling, more inconvenience."
"Be true to yourself in all things."
"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."
C'mon, Gurkenman! You worked here for decades, and at your age a permanent employment contract won't pay anyway."
No-one ever leaves Goldman Sachs voluntarily
'This is a rationalization dog. He's trained to go for spare employees.'
'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'
'Here it reads: 'I'm the last employee. Even the caretaker and the cleaning women got rationalized away. The air condition doesn't...' Then, it breaks up.'
'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'
'Tell all employees today's downsizing alert status will be raised from moderate to severe.'
'First, let me confirm a rumor. The next round of cuts will go deeper than originally announced.'
"Is that redundancy notice ready, Miss Perks ?"
"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."
We're having to downsize
"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."