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"My mom and her friends say coloring books bring out the kid in them."
"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."
"And then one day the grid went down and never came back up."
"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"
'He's been going downhill since he started working at home. He's a work in regression.'
'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'
You've regressed too far...okay, I want you to back up out of the fallopian tube.
'He took too many days off.'
'That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life.'
"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"