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"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."
"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."
"Sorry, I'm running late, I had to change Junior's bed-sheets: he found a little blond girl asleep in his bed this morning!"
"I know some things I'll never do well...like stay on a diet, roller skate, fold a fitted bed sheet..."