Receiving Cartoons and Comics

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

"I think I got it,but, just the same, could you send me the link?"

"I'm getting more death threats than I'm sending."

"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."

"The problem is to get rid of the perception that we receive perks but not get rid of the perks."

"I'm sorry, Mel, but we're letting all our anchormen go. Our viewers don't want anymore news."

Help wanted. Apply within.

"Wow! Look at all the wedding gifts. Is that why you two got married?"

'It's better to give than to receive - if you can deduct it!'

'You don't get it, Will. 'Go long!' is just a prank. You can come back now.'

'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'

"Woke up this morning, got those unsolicited email blues..."

In come.

Incoming and outgoing.

"It's receiving my attention right now"

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

''For what we are about to receive' is burnt.'

Tooth Fairy Reception Committee

Politician receives a coin from God.

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

"There's nothing wrong with you physically, but I'm afraid your financial condition is terminal."