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"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, boy, boys, present, presents, naughty list, receive, receives, receiving, no present, no presents, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, pardon, pardons, pardoning, forgive, forgives, forgiving, criminal, criminals, naughty children, freedom, release, releases, releasing, badly behaved, bad behaviour, unethical, mischief, mischievous, end of term, end of office, abuse of power
A businessman feeds his employees memos.
Tags:memo, memos, business memo, business memos, corporate culture, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, working, receive, receives, receiving, abuse of power, abuses of power, abusing power, middle manager, middle managers, middle management, higher power, higher powers, deity, deities, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, corporate deity, corporate deities, communion, communion wafer, communion wafers
'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'
"I think I got it,but, just the same, could you send me the link?"
Tags:email, emails, email etiquette, note, notes, take notes, takes notes, taking notes, link, links, linking, receipt, receive, receives, receiving, guru, gurus, wiseman, wise man, wise men, wise person, wise people, mountaintop, advice, good advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, certain, certainty, wisdom seeker, wisdom seekers, wisdom seeking
"I'm getting more death threats than I'm sending."
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"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."
Tags:covid, covid-19, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, hug, hugs, hugging, administer, adminsters, administering, social distance, social distancing, p.p.e., personal protective equipment, infect, infects, infecting, infectious, afterwards, delay, delays, delayed, delaying, hope, hopes, nurse, protect, protecting, protection, receive, receives, receiving, human contact, wait, waits, waiting, herd immunity, immune response, immune
"The problem is to get rid of the perception that we receive perks but not get rid of the perks."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, washington, washington dc, capitol, capitol building, senate, house of representatives, senator, senators, congressmen, congressman, representative, representatives, perk, perks, benefit, benefits, problem, problems, perception, perceptions, optics, receive, receiving, hide, hidden, secret, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american
"I'm sorry, Mel, but we're letting all our anchormen go. Our viewers don't want anymore news."
Tags:boss, bosses, work, works, working, workplace, workplaces, fire, fires, firing, let go, laid off, the news, news channel, news channels, anchor, anchorman, anchormen, news anchor, news anchors, viewer, viewers, feedback, show, shows, stop, stops, stopping, bad news, receive, receives, receiving, inform, informs, informing, stop, stops, stopping
Help wanted. Apply within.
"Wow! Look at all the wedding gifts. Is that why you two got married?"
Tags:wedding gift, wedding gifts, logic, child logic, registry, registries, register, registers, wedding, weddings, marry, marries, marrying, gift, gifts, present, presents, childish understanding, understanding, understandings, photo album, photo albums, family photo, family photos, pastor, pastors, receive, receives, receiving
'It's better to give than to receive - if you can deduct it!'
'You don't get it, Will. 'Go long!' is just a prank. You can come back now.'
Tags:prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, joke, jokes, joking, joked, football, american football, footballer, footballers, player, players, go long, receiver, receivers, receive, received, receiving, idiot, idiots, slow, slowness, thick, dumb, stupid, stupidity, fool, fools, fooled, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'
"Woke up this morning, got those unsolicited email blues..."
Incoming and outgoing.
"It's receiving my attention right now"
Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use
'If the receiver of revenue can do it, why can't I?'
'Last year the post office received over three million letters of complaint!' 'Which is why they are now in profit.'
''For what we are about to receive' is burnt.'
Tooth Fairy Reception Committee
Politician receives a coin from God.
Tags:politician, politicians, politics, speech, speeches, power, leader, leaders, vote, votes, voted, elect, elects, electing, power abuse, abuse of power, hand, hands, handed, receive, receives, receiving, represent, represents, representing, god, the god, power, powers, coin, coins, tip, tips, tipping, good work, unselfish, good job, good jobs, good work, abuse of power, corrupt leader, corrupt leaders, corruption
"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."
Tags:giving, receiving, biblical quotes, talking, listening, shutting mouth, opening mind, opinions, opinionated, bible quote, bible quotes, biblical quote, biblical quotes, proverb, proverbs, open mind, open minded, open mindedness, listening skill, listening skills, good listener, good listeners, view, views
"There's nothing wrong with you physically, but I'm afraid your financial condition is terminal."
Tags:spectickles, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, meeting, meetings, medical test, medical tests, result, results, healthy, physical health, afriad, financial condition, conditions, finance, finances, bad, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illness, accountant, accountants, bad, bad news, receive, receives, receiving, prognosis, apologetic, unfortunate