Systems Admin Cartoons and Comics

"Hold down control and shift and press escape."

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

I think that may have been one software revision and unnecessary upgrade too many for him.

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

'He's our Spam expert!'

I see the computer system is down again.

QuackBooks (duck finds a computer error).

'Hello, tech support? I suppose you could say I'm having trouble with some of my software!'

'Or you could look at it this way: your server is now permanently carbon-neutral!'

"I don't know what this mumble jumble I just said means either. Let's call tech support."

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

Upgrades While U Wait.

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'

Computer fight.

Wheel technical support.

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'

Computer whisperer.

System been down long?

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

'I don't understand it Sir, the computers have only been down for a hour.'

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

'Aches! Pains! Fever! I'm going to call tech support.'