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"When those damn graphic novels started coming out—that's when it all went down the toilet."
I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.
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"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."
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"My wife understands me."
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Superheroes Having a Drink
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'Don't worry honey. There will be another apocalypse.'
"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"
"I know what you mean...Harold's gotten so fat he has to use suspenders to hold up his boxers!"
"Too bad you're not single. You would have been big on Tinder."
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"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
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"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."
"It turned out that everything he poured out to me that night on the bridge was spin."
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"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."
"Gaby broke up with her BFF? That's awful."
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'It's the worst of times!'. . . 'It's the best of times!'. . . 'Either way, I prosper.'
"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"