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"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."
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'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'
'Your problem is in the gene which makes antibodies, but the Biophase Corp. now has a patent on that gene, I can't do anything for you.'
"After fire and the wheel, it was only logical to invent the patent attorney."
"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"
'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'
'What?! I was the first one to invent the patent concept... and then he stole the idea from me!'
"With our patented technolgy, you'll be able to keep your leaves year-round."
Primate patent office
The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.
"What we really need to invent is the PATENT!"
Bird drawing copyright symbols on her eggs
"It's going to be my revolutionary triple blade design"
'I once met the tweeter for a famous novelist, but never anyone who tweeted for an organic, patented plum.'
"I call it a dumpty."
"Traffic was murder on the way over here."
"Good luck at the patent office"
Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.
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"I'm working on a new way to lose a football game." "Never mind, I'm sure whatever it else, the Browns have already patented it."