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'Did you feed the new plant, Frank?...Frank?'
And incorrect feeding can affect them adversely.
Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.
October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.
"The little lady will have the chlorophyll and I'll have the sunlight with some weed and feed on the side."
'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'
'Higgins, gardening is pretty simple. The roses love champagne, the rhododendrons prefer gin tonic, the birch trees are crazy for single malt and the lawn could kill for a good chardonnay.'
'I thought plants were solar powered.'
Super Plant Food.
'Garden centre' 'Fertilisers' 'Rocket launcher'
"Don't be embarrassed. Lots of men your age use Miracle-Gro."