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"Look, I don't like feeling sorry for myself, but I think if you want something done right you have to do it yourself."
"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."
'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the ones who have to live with you.'
"Hi. If there's any fidgeting, self-pitying or outwitting you feel you have to do, there's my sit-in."
"In my experience, Ted, the true size of the person is measured by the size of what disturbs him..."
Clarence N. Dribb, One-Man Special Victims Unit.