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R.I.P. Ted Jones, Dairy Farmer, Best before date Oct. 7, 1987
Best if used before it spoils.
"Hon, could you check the expiration date on the Cheez Whiz?"
'Ever wonder if the shelf life date stamped on your side is a typo?'
Spam - best before end of world.
'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'
"At least he went quick. Although not quick enough, I'm afraid. This discount coupon expired last month."
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'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'
'I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're not expected to last much longer after your expiration date.'
'I wanted a tattoo that makes me look inedible.'
'No no - Get one nearer the back.'
'An expiration date? Gee, all these years, I thought it was just a bunch of freckles!'
"I figured since woman are always using me..."
Best before Aug 4 2005.
R. Syms - Expiration Date Dec. 20, 2007.
"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"
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"I thought I'd check out dating sites for seniors. So far I've narrowed it down to either 'Carbon Dating,' or 'Best Before Date'."
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"We should throw out this hummus. I think it's become radicalized."
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"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"
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"A woodworm? Shirley-Sue, you again forgot to check the best-before date!"
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Cheap Eats: Going Out Of Business Special - Half Off Meat From The Bottom Of The Freezer.
'I don't really take much notice of use-by dates: My family eats pretty much anything...'
Computers - Best Before 31/12/99