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"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."
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"Grandmother was telling me that when she was young, a girl got out and walked on such occasions, but then they always did everything the hard way."
Waiting For Godot
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"There I go again, telling stories that make you an accessory after the fact."
"Grammy was Shabby when Shabby wasn't chic."
"Such a long trip."
"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
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"Was geography any easier when you were my age, Grandpa? Back when the world was flat?"
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...at least I won the bet with my precosious ballet dancing Granddaughter!
Ask me about my...Estranged Grandchildren.
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"Mr. Culner is survived by his wife, the former Janice Dexter; one son, Horace, Jr.; and three grandchildren."
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'Grandfather...what was so good about the old days?'
"So that's what happened to little June Marie!"
"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui all the way home."
"Grandma, are you old technology?"
"Thirty-five years ago your grammy was at a crossroads, ... and she saw your grandfather hitchhiking."
"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."
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To the best gran in the world.
"Then the grandma and Goldilocks went to the outlet mall here in Phoenix."
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Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.
When Grandma's on your side....
"That's your mobile.How did the caller know you were here?"
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'Tell you what - Why don't you call me 'the Grampster'?'
'What's the in flavor with the young crowd these days?'