Bad Fathers Cartoons and Comics

"Your mother wasn't supposed to give you away, but you're back now and that's all that matters."

A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife

"I need to talk to you about your parenting style."

"How about a quick espresso before school, Toby?"

"Father drinks, doesn't he?"

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"Dad's Support Group"

"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

"Go ahead - rob a bank, but don't say I didn't warn you."

"Can I call you back? I have to teach my child how to relax at home."

"Let me know when those two kids cross the street start crying."

"I put them up after the divorce so that he knows his father is still part of his life."

'How many kids we got now,Doris?'

"Can things ever be the same once you've eaten the children?"

"I wanted to be there for you growing up, I really did. But I got a foot cramp. And then a thing came up at the store-anyway, you understand."

'Yes, it was 'Take Your Child To Work Day,' but you weren't supposed to leave him there!'

'I've decided to spend some time with my oldest son, home from college, Miss Buxton. Try to get his name and see if you can find a photo.'

"Andrew, do you think I'm a bad father?"