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Gobsmacked at first, Veronica's compusre slowly returned as the sky filled with pigs...
"Recruiting new staff puts us in a Catch 22 situation. We need people who are rational, bright and sane. Which pretty much disqualifies anyone who still wants to do the job!"
"Oh, we can fly, but we're afraid if we do, it'll send the market into a panic."
A bottle opener is stuck at the bottom of a bottle of beer.
"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."
Death of the Great Zolini
The only time pigs do fly...
"Sure Dad, pigs can't fly, but to be precise, can't fly unaided! There are always planes, helicopters, gliders and hot air balloons to consider..."
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
"I tell you, I just can't win! First she says to always be honest. . . then she asks if that dress makes her look fat!"