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'It was a last-minute change, but a good one.'
'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'
"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."
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"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."
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God's editor prepares for a tough convo
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THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed.
Then - 'Oh no did I really say that last night??' Now - 'Edit, delete, delete, edit, edit, delete'
'I wasn't chewing it. I was editing it.'
'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'
'Obviously, if you look for mistakes you'll find some!'
The muse for letters to the editor.
Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'
Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.
"Ted was severely edited as a child."
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"I'll talk! I'll talk! Just turn off the director's cut."
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"The paper says that pro-Trump letters with no longer be edited for clarity."
'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'
'Uh, mom. That 'mole' on the photo that you've been trying to erase for the last five minutes is a squashed fly on the monitor.'
'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'
'You can check facts, but these are factoids.'
Man ironing the censorship into a book.
'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'
Make sure your CV stands out for the right reasons....
'Keep the secret of your spitball to yourself!'
'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'