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A cat walks out, leaving a man in a ball of yarn.
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The amazing hairball
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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"No, no, no....It's not your cooking. Just a hairball."
"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"
'Have you been messing around on me, Checkers? This isn't my hair in your hair ball!'
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"Hair balls are a thing of the past since I switched to moist towelettes."
'Oh right, like you've never had a hairball.'
Dogs get fur balls too.
"Would you say your cough is dry or hair ball producing?"
"When throwing up a hairball, placement is very important."
"My question is, why would there be a blonde hair in your hairball?"
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel...let down your hair ball."
'...He's wide open... and he shoots a hairball.'
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'My question is, why would there be blonde hair in your hairball?'
'When did they come up with a 'coughing up a hair ball' ringtone?'
'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'
'When I was your age, we were so poor, the only balls we had to play with were the ones we coughed up.'
That thing you threw up was only a hairball.
'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'
Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'
'Honey, I can't find the hairball the cat just coughed up. Would you get out of bed and immediately step in it for me?'
'The best thing about being a Sphynx-Cat is that we don't have problems with furballs...'
'Let's get out of here! That looks like a hairball!'