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'Yup, that was one ingrown toenail!'
'Uh...there's no medical reason why your ingrown toe-nail should interfere with that. . .'
"My Mother's Ingrown Toenail" a saga in three parts, hour one.
'Say, when did you last cut your toenails?'
'This is the worst case of in-grown toenails I've ever seen.'
'No, Mrs. Kinkle. Even with a very deep root canal, I won't be able to remove your ingrown toenail.'
'Well, Mr. Hoppers, you have an ingrown hair.'
'It's definitely the worst ingrown toenail I've ever seen.'
'It's the worse case of in-growing toe nails I've ever seen, nurse!'
"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"
"Mr Brown. Are you in for a triple bypass or an ingrown toenail?"