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'Yup, that was one ingrown toenail!'
'Uh...there's no medical reason why your ingrown toe-nail should interfere with that. . .'
"My Mother's Ingrown Toenail" a saga in three parts, hour one.
'Outside of athlete's foot, ingrown toenails,fallen arches and bunions, I've never felt better.'
'Say, when did you last cut your toenails?'
'This is the worst case of in-grown toenails I've ever seen.'
'No, Mrs. Kinkle. Even with a very deep root canal, I won't be able to remove your ingrown toenail.'
'Well, Mr. Hoppers, you have an ingrown hair.'
'It's definitely the worst ingrown toenail I've ever seen.'
'Longest ingrown toenails I've ever seen!'
'It's the worse case of in-growing toe nails I've ever seen, nurse!'
"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"