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"Eat your broccoli!"
I drive, therefore I am.
"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."
"Today the secret ingredients for Mom's Apple Pie were sold to the Japanese for sixty-eight million dollars."
'Coffee will stunt your growth -- here's some nice prune juice instead.'
"I'm prescribing homemade chicken soup. The one unpleasant side-effect is you'll have to heard my mother tell you about her grandchildren."
'I'd move back in with my folks, but I can't stand my mom's regurgitated worms.'
Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'