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'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'
"I used to be full of it, too, when I was your age..."
'Do you want to try this new pond's nighttime lotion, Ma? It heals wrinkles while you sleep.'
'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'
When prunes lose the plot: they advertise anti wrinkle cream.
'They couldn't do anything for her. They were out of polyfilla!'
"At $100 a bottle I think I'll stick to lying."