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"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."
"He spent his entire life trying to discover a way to stop aging. How ironic that he would only realize his dream now."
'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'
'Warning . . . this product may cause tiredness, poor vision, achy back, joint pain, wrinkles. . .'
'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'
'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'
"Did you knock?"
"Fitting rooms equipped with anti-ageing mirrors."