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"This plastic surgeon is a genius! In addition to the usual stuff, she removed all those ugly marks from where I'd repeatedly stretched my credibility!"
'You know that's going to leave stretch marks.'
'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'
'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'
'I was hoping to have something to show for all these years.'
'I come here whenever I begin to fret about stretchmarks.'
'Don't talk to me about stretch-marks...'
'One kiss will turn me into a prince. But you won't like the stretch marks.'
'I can't even get rid of my own stretch marks. Any other wishes?'
'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'
'Believe me, Bertha, you won't get stretch marks from laying eggs.'
'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'
'Nothing to be concerned about -- just some stretch marks.'
An Elastic Band - Stretch Marks.