Walks Out Cartoons and Comics

"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."

"Look, I've tried quiet diplomacy to gain my freedom, but it just hasn't worked."

"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."

"Hey! How about giving me some benchmarks?"

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

"So soon? But we've barely scratched the surface of our discontent."

The Very Last Dinosaur

A businessman gives a beggar his briefcase.

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"

"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

"No she won't. She left her ring on the table."

"Et tu, Baxter?"

"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

"Damn it, Maureen! You just don't break up a winning combination!"

'I don't like this predictive text.'

"He just walked out - right in the middle of our act."

"I'm going out for a loaf of bread, dear-never to return."

"When we were together, he was always singing 'It Had to Be You.' Then, suddenly, he switched to 'I Gotta Be Me,' and I haven't seen him since."

"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."

"Well, so long, Bert."

"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."

"Who's going to finish your sentences?"