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May 2004: Crack of 4:00 AM / May 2020: Crack of 4:00 PM
"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."
"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."
"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."
"It's dawn, Dad. Want to knock off for breakfast?"
"Honey! It's that sleepy thirsty kid I'm always dreaming about!"
"I just don't feel right unless I get my normal eight hours of semiconscious drifting in and out of sleep."
'Does anyone feel like I do?'
"Go to sleep or someday important people will fail to notice you and you will die in tragic obscurity."
"Sleeping through the night is for losers."
"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."