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"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."
Having never read the back of one of his products, Paul is horrified to discover how much he is giving away.
"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"
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Government cheese and crackers.
Free blow-in cards
'You can have any of my coats Verl, I've grown out of all of them.'
"I never dreamed it would be so difficult to give away money."
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"Come! Join my cult! Bring your worldly goods in cash, silver or gold!"
Tags:cult, cults, religious leader, religious leaders, new age, new age religion, new age religions, worldly goods, give away, gives away, giving away, take advantage, scam, scams, scheme, schemes, moneymaking scheme, moneymaking schemes, swindle, swindles, swindler, swindlers, scammer, scammers, cult leader, cult leaders, valuables
"I had to give away my Persian cat because I got allergic to animals...and now I feel racist!"
Tags:persian cat, persian cats, cat, cats, racism, fear of racism, fear of appearing racist, feline, felines, pet, pets, allergy, allergies, allergic, allergic to cats, dilemma, dilemmas, moral dilemma, moral dilemmas, guilt, guilty, guilty feeling, guilty feelings, give away, gives away, giving away
'Aye. I'm from Pittsburgh, mate. Ow'd ye know?'
"Call it intuition or whatever, but I can't help thinking you may not be telling the truth."
Tags:liars, lie, lies, liar, alternative facts, alternative fact, pants on fire, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, tell, tells, giveaway, giveaways, giving away, poker tell, poker tells, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, discern, discerns, discerning, judge and jury, criminals, courtroom, prison, intuition, intuit, intuits, woman's intuition, female intuition
'I'll tell you how it ends. . . Jane sees Spot run!'
'He had me going on the big eyes and ears and sharp teeth... what gave him away was the big dork!'
Free to a good home.
"Who made this mess?"
Tags:baldo, dishes, dirty dishes, teenage boy, teenage boys, mess, messes, tidy, tidy up, tidying up, chore, chores, ignoring chores, guilty party, guilty parties, make a mess, making a mess, protect, protects, protecting, anonymity, secret, secrets, give away, giving away, giveaway, giveaways, suspect, suspects, suspecting
'That's not a bad price.'
'There were some problems with the initial public offering.'
'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'
"What's your dad waiting for-a receipt?"
"If I'm giving her away, how come it's costing me three thousand quid?"
Marco Polo in the Wild
Tags:marco, polo, marco polo, games, leopards, rabbit, rabbits, game, childrens games, animal humor, wildlife, giveaway, giveaways, giving away, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, predator, predators, prey, cheetah, cheetahs, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, outsmart, outsmarts, outsmarting, outsmarted, idiot, idiots, gullible, fooled, easily fooled, sucker, suckers, wildlife, hunter, hunted